pesto is the least disappointing food by a fucking mile. i never think to add her to things and every time i get something with pesto i think oh thatll be nice i guess a little basil and when i get a bite with pesto i have to hold back tears of joy. there you are darling ive been looking everywhere for you

taylor said fuck around and find out

very big fan of when taylor swift fucking lists things like hell yeah distance, timing, breakdown, fighting! magic, madness, heaven, sin! vintage tee, brand new phone, high heels on cobblestones!!

i'm not actually mad i just like the comedic delivery of righteous but pointless anger

heh... step aside ladies... let a real man handle this (does the exact same thing but worse)

“I hope there are days when your coffee tastes like magic, your playlist makes you dance, strangers make you smile, and the night sky touches your soul. I hope there are days when you fall in love with being alive.”

— Brooke Hampton

i wish you love that is not a test or a lesson

god grant me the serenity to ignore people who misread my blorbo, the courage to ignore people who misread my blorbo, the WISDOM to ignore people who misread my blorbo

hannah muehi

we have to support bisexuals who nobody wants because they suck

Is he...y'know...[tender, emotional music playing]